• college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in


you are not an apology,
do not treat yourself like one;
your lips are perfect for kissing,
your hips do not spell ‘sorry’. 
(x)


hrhchriscolfer: You might say my trailer has a theme this year… #GrumpyCat



takohai:

mishion-possible:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??



beerhell:

every white dude ive gotten into a fight with on here has a bio like ‘William Matthew Johnston, 23 straight white guy. Lover of knowledge, literature, and good music. Open minded and sometimes devil’s advocate. I post things that pique my interest.’



stilinskis:

i’m gonna start a crusade to get rid of pale colorings and bring back vibrance it’s right there ppl put down the selective color and add a little saturation the world doesn’t need anymore blue faces